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here are a few to start you of...

A man visits the zoo.
There is nothing there apart from one dog...

It was a Shitzu.

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Three ducks walked into a bar.
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the
first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said
Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to
the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and
out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck
want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,
you must be Louie?"


"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is
Puddles."

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xD ive heared that joke before


A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

this on is funny


A girl and a mum was in the underground on their way home
they were waiting for the underground to come.
the girl had to pee and she said to her mum "i really gotta pee"
mum looked back "cant u wait?"
girl: "no i really cant"
mum: "ok wait 10 min"
10 min was over
girl: "mummmmm!"
mum: "ok wait 9 min
9 min was over
girl: "mum i really gotta peeeee!"
mum: "ok wait 8 min"
8 min was over and they keept countinue until 1 min left
girl: "mum can i go pee"
mum: "ok wait 1 min"
1 min was over
girl: "its here its here, it finally arrived"
mum: "what the underground?"
girl: "nope, my pee..."

lol funny